One of the best parts of being an adult is being free to make the decision to have cookies for breakfast or ice cream for dinner, etc.
But it also means that you realize how horrible of an idea it is to eat an entire pizza in one sitting.
I just watched a Pizza Hut commercial (which partially brought back fond memories from my childhood when every Friday, my family would order a pizza and then watch Beauty and the Beast
which I think was followed by Dallas
but it's hard to say b\c I'd always fall asleep soon after it started) and all I could think was, "Man, I miss the times when I was a kid and I could just sit and eat slice after delicious, greasy slice."*
*The gluttony phase occurred after the Friday Family Night phase.